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	If you are reading this, that means that you, a user of the Internet, have managed to put enough effort forth to not only spell the first part of the URL correctly, but you have also successfully managed to put the correct Top Level Domain indicator on the end of it! If such actions were rewardable by more than mere text-based praise, then you'd surely be worth of such a reward. However, praise in the form of a text based message is what you will have to settle for, at least until I can coerce some drunken co-ed that posing naked for all of the Internet to see is in fact a good idea.
	While the previous statement is a tad bit pretentious as well as potentially derogatory in nature, sometimes people need to be knocked from whatever self-built pedastal of grandeur that they have constructed down the level of the rest of us. If you're one of the few people who either lack the required self-esteem to live on such a pedastal, or are humble enough to see yourself as no better than most people, then the previous statement should affect you in absolutely no concievable way shape or form. Consider yourself lucky.
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